Being “he could stand to lose a few pounds” out of shape. TFM.
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Out of all the shitty “being out of shape/dad bod” posts there have ever been on the wall, this has to be the laziest one of them all. By these standards the guy who served me my McDonald’s breakfast this morning is frat. Fuck.
The fact you had McDonald’s for breakfast means this probably applies to you too.
Hey now, you can treat yourself to a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle every now and then and still stay in decent shape. Sorry I’m not a clean-eating Crossfit douche.
Hell, I love McD’s breakfast. I could also stand to lose 5 or 10 pounds. Gotta go with the McMuffin though. Egg is a lot better.
Not so fast. Have you ever had their hot cakes? Unreal.
Slap some butter on ’em and you got yourself a meal.
You could lose weight by shooting yourself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun
A little drastic, don’t you think?
You have an account dedicated to a man’s hairline, let that sink in.
There is nothing cool or frat about being out of shape. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing but it’s a lot more respectable to take care of your body.
God daMNIT STOP THIS
Did you whisper the first part of that?
Being “he could lose a few pounds” jacked. TFM