Post photos of the best shirts from your chapter.
Forrest Gump instantly assuming the child isn’t his, and that his father must be another man named Forrest. TFM.
Asking the pledges, “Do you think I like doing this?!” when they all know you very much enjoy it. TFM.
Raising money for ALS while simultaneously facilitating the largest ever wet t-shirt contest. TFM.
Overweight, chain smoking, beer drinking playboy with an above average golf game and below average self control. TFM.