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Bill Clinton Reportedly Has A Secret Mistress Nicknamed “Energizer”

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It seems old habits die hard for Bill. Regardless of your political affiliation, you can’t help but admire the complete disregard he has toward public opinion, and possibly even his wife. It’s so bold and brazen. It’s beautiful.

Page Six reported that Clinton is back in the mistress game, and this time she is a hot, young blonde with some Kate Upton-esque chesticles. She visits so often, his Secret Service detail has given her the nickname Energizer. Bill isn’t the only man who enjoys the fruits of her visits, though, which reportedly occur nearly every time Hillary leaves. Along with frequently bringing his Secret Service agents cookies, she lets them observe the goods without hesitation.

From Page Six:

One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

Hillary’s Secret Service team is also reportedly in on the action.

Kessler also reports that Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.
But once, the warning came late. “The agents had to scramble to get Energizer out of there so there wasn’t some kind of big confrontation.”

Ol’ Bill, otherwise known as the master of mistresses, is one smooth individual. Not everyone can pull off such a perfectly executed hookup while living such a high-profile lifestyle. It’s an art, really.

Get you some, Pres.

[via Page Six]

Image via WhiteHouse.gov

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email: bogeywells@gmail.com

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