While many of you have lame aspirations such as “Fortune 500 CEO” or “Chief of Surgery,” no position you’ll ever hold can compete with the one Bill Murray has found his way into. Already riding high from receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Murray happens to hold an esteemed position as “Director of Fun” for the Charleston River Dogs. Check out his bio.
Although it perfectly sums up Murray’s many accomplishments, it forgets to add that he managed to take down foxes like Margaret Kelly while balling out with the Tune Squad. Plus, he did it all while having a hairline that makes LeBron look like Fabio.
When the River Dogs clinched a playoff spot, Murray made sure to take his duties to heart.
“On Tuesday night, Charleston earned a spot in the South Atlantic League playoffs by clinching the first-half Southern Division title with a 3-0 victory over the Augusta GreenJackets (the Single-A affiliate of the San Francisco Giants).
Following the baseball tradition, the RiverDogs celebrated their division title by breaking out the champagne and going wild.
And who was in the middle of the party? The 65-year-old Murray.”
Murray might be 65, but chances are he could party us all under the table. This is the same guy who peer-pressured David Letterman into cannonballing vodka on national TV, so chances are he’d have you drinking out of a shoe within minutes.
You just know he showed his players a hell of a time once the cameras were off. I’m not sure if his role as Director of Fun includes packaging strippers with the champagne, but there’s definitely a strong possibility. Bill just keeps showing us that if you’re talented and charismatic, you can accomplish anything..
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