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Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter

Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.

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Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:

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[via Rivals MB]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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