Hong Kong businessman and billionaire Cecil Chao Sze-tsung (super F name, by the way) decides to toss his name in the hat for Top F-move of 2012. His daughter Gigi is rumored to be exchanging vows in the near future with her girlfriend. Ol’ Ceec is havin’ none of that, and he’s dipping deep into his pockets to make sure it doesn’t happen. Look, he loves his daughter; he just wants her to quit the vagina cold turkey and try out some man meat – just to see how it feels.
Cecil Chao Sze-tsung, a property magnate, announced the HK$500million (~ $65 million USD) bounty this week after reports that his daughter Gigi Chao, 33, a University of Manchester graduate, entered a civil partnership with her long-term girlfriend in France.
“I don’t mind whether he is rich or poor,” Mr. Chao said. “The important thing is that he is generous and kind-hearted.”
…and he better be adept in the art of cunnalingis. She’s not a 10, but she’s not a monster either, and 65 big ones can make any girl more attractive. But what kind of lesbian is Miss Chao Sze-tsung? According to this post on Facebook, she’s a lezzy who gets what she wants: “Going to Paris to buy a few businesses.” This will be a prized kill, and well-earned to whichever wiener-wielder is able to close.
The Facebook profile of Miss Chao, an architecture graduate, reads: “Helicopter pilot. Social entrepreneur. Creator of expressions in colour and emotion.” It also describes her as an executive director at her father’s Hong Kong-based property firm, Cheuk Nang.
It’s time to iron your best button-down, get your boots polished, saddle up, and give it the old college try.
Challenge accepted, Mr. Chao Sze-tsung, you old sailor, you.