Black Brett Favre Of Preachers Throws Holy Ghost Hail Marys Into Congregation, Chaos Ensues

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This guy is the real deal. Look at that arm. You can’t get a tighter spiral on that Holy Ghost Hail Mary.

“You want something? TAKE IT! That’s yours tonight. You want it? You want it? TAKE IT! You want it tonight? TAKE IT! The poweroftheholyghost! TAKE IT! Ohhh TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! That’s the poweroftheholyghost! The (inaudible) of the Holy Ghost! You want it? You want it? TAKE IT! That’s the poweroftheholyghost! You want it tonight? You want it? TAKE IT! That’s the poweroftheholyghost! Ohhh you want something? You ready for something? You ready for something? TAKE IT! That’s the poweroftheholyghost! My my my my my my my! WooooWHA! The (inaudible) of the Holy Ghost! The (inaudible) of the Holy Ghost! The (inaudible) of the Holy Ghost! AHHHYA!” -Me next time I have sex

The pastor at my church sucks ass. White church in general sucks ass. How come I’ve never had the black Brett Favre of preachers toss an invisible Hail Mary pass my way? Why hasn’t anyone lobbed a Holy Ghost hand grenade in my general direction during Sunday service? I want the spirit of God to knock me on my motherfucking ass. I want to be decimated by a holy explosion that sends me flying from my pew. I demand an explanation.

At best, a few folks in the front row of my church will get turnt on the Spirit and raise their hands to the sky while the choir sings, but the turn up has never gotten anywhere near as real as the turn up gets in this video. I don’t know if I just joined the wrong church, or I’m taking the wrong drugs, or my pastor is just a fraud, but if I’m not leveled by a sonic boom of spirituality this coming Sunday, I will not be tithing.

[via Post Grad Problems]

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