Blaming your whiskey dick on the high altitude of the top bunk. TFM.
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Sleeping with 5 year old boys. TDornM.
Being so drunk that you can’t get up so end up doing it on ur roommates bed. TFM.
grammars is tuff sometimes
I’d be scared to fuck on the top bunk of most college dorms. That shit make Chinese knockoffs seem indestructible.
I’ve done it before and i was soo afraid the bed was gonna collapse.