Brady is “probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across” – Wes Welker

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There are very few men in this world who can walk the fine line between metrosexual and TFTC. Tom Brady is one of them. Who else could peddle Stetson cologne, Uggs boots and take photos like this while maintaining respect in the huddle? You think Steven Jackson would listen to what Sam Bradford had to say if he showed up to the stadium rocking Bradford edition skinny jeans? Shit’s not happening.

Brady got roughed up in the Patriots’ opener in Tennessee as he took a sack from defensive end Kamerion Wimbley. Blood was running down his well-manicured face after taking one on the nose. Brady threw a bandage on and got back in the game.

“He’s such a good-looking guy,” Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker said. “Obviously, he gets banged up, and he’s probably the toughest metrosexual I’ve ever come across.”

Fuckin’ Welker, man.

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    ChattanoogaWhiskey

    Wes, maybe if you spent a little less time sucking Tommy’s manicured dick, and a little more time catching a fucking pass my fantasy team wouldn’t have lost this weekend.

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