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Brazil’s Miss Bumbum Competition Is All About Ass

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I’m not an ass man. I am firmly in Camp Big Tits when it comes to the age-old debate of boobs and ass. However, the 2014 “Miss Bumbum” competition in Brazil makes me question my allegiances to biology’s greatest invention since multi-celled life.

This is not a beauty pageant that focuses on the usual physical features that judges look for. No, gentlemen, this pageant, if summed up in only two words, is about one thing: dat ass. The women involved in Brazil’s battle of the butts apparently have to give up a lot of things to stay competitive–things like sweets and drinking on the weekends. However, the result is something da Vinci himself would call a masterpiece.

If you’re capable of doing so without awkwardly wandering around your house or summer internship with a huge boner, take a look at some of the photos. They’re a great argument for Team Ass’s assertion that the booty is the superior weapon in every attractive woman’s arsenal.

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Images via Miss Bumbum Brasil

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Whiskey_Ginger

Scientist, internet comedian, future supervillain. I still refuse to believe I've graduated college.

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