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Breaking Down All The Sorority Babes In This Year’s Miss USA

Breaking Down All The Sorority Babes In This Year's Miss USA

This Sunday, a bunch of hot females will compete for the crown of Miss USA. This year’s competition is stiff, just like me, and includes a handful of girls who are in sororities, so obviously we’re going to analyze the Greek girls who are vying for the crown.

Miss Alabama

Madison Guthrie
University of Alabama — Alpha Omicron Pi

Love don’t cost a thing, but lovin’ Miss Alabama will be expensive.

Miss Arkansas:

Leah Blefko
University of Arkansas — Zeta Tau Alpha


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10/10 would take you out for an evening on the town. 6/10 would even give you a call back.

Miss Florida

Ashleigh Lollie
University of Florida — Kappa Delta

Lollie lollie lollie lollie, let me see you pop that body.

Miss Georgia:

Brooke Fletcher
Auburn University — Phi Mu


Those are my Calvins, so please take them off.

Miss Indiana

Gretchen Reese
Butler University — Alpha Phi

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She really puts the ‘butt’ in Butler.

Miss Mississippi:

Courtney Byrd
University of Mississippi — Phi Mu

Love a girl with a rebellious side.

Miss Missouri:

Rebecca Dunn
University of Missouri — Kappa Alpha Theta


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Missouri loves company. I volunteer.

Miss North Carolina

Julia Dalton
High Point University — Kappa Delta


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She wants the Vitamin D.

Miss Oklahoma

Olivia Jordan
Boston University — Alpha Phi


Oklahoma looks fantastic this time of the year.

Miss South Dakota

Lexy Schenk
University of South Dakota — Pi Beta Phi


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Awooooooooo! is right.

Miss Tennessee:

Kiara Young
Hampton University — Delta Sigma Theta


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Bae caught me cheerin’.

Miss West Virginia:

Andrea Mucino
West Virginia University — Alpha Omicron Pi


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Sex-hair game on point.

Miss Wyoming:

Caroline Scott
Creighton University — Gamma Phi Beta


God. Bless. America.

WINNER:

Miss Alabama — Madison Guthrie


She’s the hottie from the ESPN commercial?! Game over. Roll Tide!

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