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Erin Andrews Leaves ESPN

Erin Andrews is no different from a lot of women, really. She had a great thing going with ESPN, a long, mutually beneficial, happy relationship. But right when something better comes along (read: more money), it’s Splitsville. Her last day with ESPN will be June 30, as she has found a Foxier new mate who is willing to spoil her a little bit more.

Andrews’ contract with ESPN expires on Saturday, and although still unconfirmed, she appears to be headed to Fox Sports in a similar role.

It’s a bad day for ESPN, a sad day for sports, and an abysmal day for college football fans. Everyone’s favorite microphone-wielding buxom blonde will no longer make shithole Thursday night games watchable. They have to replace her with another attractive blonde, right? And don’t come at with this Jenn Brown business. Her five-head shouldn’t appear anywhere near a high definition television screen. If I had a say in it, I’d nominate Samantha Steele. She already works for ESPN, so all she needs is a promotion.

I’ll miss you, EA.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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