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BREAKING: The Pike Butt Chugging Saga Comes To An End

Ironically, things coming to “an end” was how it all started as well. HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(*runs through the office high fiving everyone, gives a speech thanking God for the opportunity to make that joke, goes home satisfied with day’s work, takes nap, dies happily in sleep*)

But no, really, the University of Tennessee Pike Butt Chugging Saga is finally over. It was maybe the most entertaining fraternity scandal of all time, culminating in this absolutely classic extended awkward moment of unintentional comedy:

The last of the Pikes were finally sentenced today, succumbing to the same slap-on-the-wrist fate as their brothers.

The last five college students among a dozen cited in connection with an alcohol enema incident at the University of Tennessee arrived with their attorney Thursday ready to contest the charges in Knoxville City Court.

Ultimately, though, they fared the same as the others who previously appeared before City Court Judge John Rosson without legal counsel and pleaded no contest to underage consumption citations.

The five students, all members of Pi Kappa Alpha’s now-disbanded chapter, were found guilty and allowed to have the charges dismissed after 30 days and upon payment of court costs.

Let’s have a moment of silence in honor of the greatest fraternity scandal of all time. Thank you Xander Broughton for your bold, ill-advised, and “c’mon admit it was kind of gay,” anal adventures. Without them, the world would be a little less bright. And hey, don’t worry, in ten years this will all be a funny story…that your coworkers Google and laugh about behind your back.

Please leave any special memories you have of the Pike Butt Chugging Scandal in the comments. I’m sure there are quite a few.


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Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email:

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