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Brent Musburger Pervs Out Once Again, This Time Over Holly Rowe

Old man Musburger has really been struggling to keep it in his pants this past week. Maybe his 73-year-old mind isn’t as sharp as it used to be, and his inner thoughts just kind of slip out instead of holding down the fort like his younger self would do. Or maybe, just maybe, he’s getting older, coming up on the twilight of his career, and he’s just deciding to throw his arms up in a “Take me as I am, America!” gesture. His inner dialogue would be something like, “You know what? Fuck it. I’m an old man and I got some shit I want to say. I’m just going to come right out and say it. I like chicks, man.”

The other plausible to scenario to Brent’s second sexually-derived outburst in the past week is a little “Fuck off” to the few people who were offended by some harmless compliments.

I do appreciate his wide range in taste, though — from the young, tall, incredibly well-proportioned brunette in Katherine Webb to, well, to Holly Rowe.

Watch and listen:

According to Deadspin, Pervburger denies he called Rowe “smokin’,” even though he clearly did:

ESPN says Brent Musburger said “It was really smokin’,” not “Who was really smokin’.” We hear no evidence of a retroflex consonant, but we’ll take their word for it.

[via Deadspin]

Image via M Go Blog

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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