This Rec League Legend Should Be On Every Fraternity’s List Of Top Rushees

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This Rec League Legend Should Be On Every Fraternity's List Of Top Rushees

Brian Garruto is a name that should be on every fraternity’s radar right now. Brian is a teenager from Cleveland, Ohio who just got banned from the local U17/18 co-ed red soccer league. What really makes Garruto so special and stand out from the rest of your potential rushees is all the infractions that led to him getting the boot.

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This kid is an intramural star in the making. Referees will fear him when he takes the field or court. I’m not sure what the greatest infraction is. Is it the fact that he switched jerseys after getting a red card just so he could continue playing? The fact that he blew past the three-goal limit to tally fourteen goals on his opponent? Or maybe it was what eventually led to his demise: giving birth to a soccer ball after scoring, altering the score, and wearing a Natty Light shirt as his uniform.

Brian has since made his Twitter account private, but according to GQ, he tweeted out the following:

I’d like to thank all the loyal fans of the Cleveland Steamers co ed team for supporting me during my season.

This kid is going places.

[via GQ]


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