British Porn Stars Cast As Prostitutes In “Game Of Thrones”

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There is a reason why “Game Of Thrones” fucking rules. Besides cool characters, a killer storyline, the willingness to kill freakin’ anybody at any time, and a midget who pulls, HBO knows how to cast. If you don’t watch “Game Of Thrones,” start yesterday. Every episode has gratuitous nudity, as the fantasy land of Westeros is chock full of prostitutes. At least two more hookers of The Seven Kingdoms will appear this season, and who better to play prostitutes than porn stars, right? Jessica Jensen, 23, and Samantha Bentley, 26, will get slammed by the men (and knowing the show, the women, too) of Westeros in the fourth season.

Thank God for HBO. The casting directors deserve an A+, because clearly, they value method acting. These two porn stars will be an excellent addition a show that has brilliantly placed actors in roles for almost five years now.

“Game of Thrones was nothing like I’m used to but I got on with the job. It was a great honor,” Jensen, from London, told The Sun.

Presumably, that means Jensen isn’t used to so much seemingly pointless sex. At least in pornos there is a reason why people are fucking. The pizza guy has extra sausage. The lonely woman who owns that swimming pool is unfulfilled by her absentee husband and needs the pool boy to make her feel alive again. That space squid who landed at a Japanese school for teenage girls arrived from Jupiter’s moon, Europa, to explore the human vagina. There are REASONS. In “Game Of Thrones,” people bang out of sheer boredom. It’s how they kill free time in Westeros. Whatever, it’s great. Less Joffrey and more hookers seems like a pretty fantastic trade off.

[via NY Daily News]

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