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Bryce Harper Had a Clown Halloween Costume, Bro

There’s not much to say about this other than to reiterate that Bryce Harper is a ridiculous human being. Judging by the bowls of candy next to him I assume he greeted a couple trick-or-treaters in that get up. The kids were probably really excited to meet Bryce Harper too, until they actually met him. I feel like that happens to Bryce Harper a lot. At least he got the full sized candy bars. Those kids hit the jackpot.

Elsewhere Mike Trout sat at home, lamenting the fact that he didn’t win a gold glove (what!?!?!), probably won’t win the MVP he deserves, and is losing headlines to the rookie from the other league who makes look like, well, like a fucking clown by statistical comparison. A 10.7 WAR, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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