I didn’t want to go full Buzzfeed on this title; I had to go full Buzzfeed on this title. Because, for once, it is actually accurate.
Who the hell still wears American Eagle? Yeah, maybe AE was cool back in seventh grade when my hair was so gelled out it could cut diamonds and you could smell the Axe body spray I drenched myself in from three middle schools over, but this is 2016. And this big ol’ buck knows that all too well.
The eagle is the sworn enemy of the buck; everyone knows that. Nature’s crazy, dude..
[via Alec Williams]
Image via Alec Williams