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This Buck Doing Everything In Its Power To Escape An American Eagle Store Is All Of Us In 2016

I didn’t want to go full Buzzfeed on this title; I had to go full Buzzfeed on this title. Because, for once, it is actually accurate.

Who the hell still wears American Eagle? Yeah, maybe AE was cool back in seventh grade when my hair was so gelled out it could cut diamonds and you could smell the Axe body spray I drenched myself in from three middle schools over, but this is 2016. And this big ol’ buck knows that all too well.

The eagle is the sworn enemy of the buck; everyone knows that. Nature’s crazy, dude.

[via Alec Williams]

Image via Alec Williams

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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