Buffalo Bills Fan Whacks It While Ogling Girl Playing Beer Pong At Tailgate, Writes Craigslist Post To Find Her

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Apparently, Buffalo is the place to be on NFL Sundays. Whether you see a dude going face first into a bus while playing dizzy bat, catch a girl cheating on her boyfriend by pleasuring the dude next to her, or get the privilege of watching a grown man masturbate in his truck to a strange woman in tight sweatpants, you’re in for some good people watching.

The last incident listed above is the most recent thing to come out after this past Sunday’s game. The man in question was so horned up over this girl that he just had to find her. So he did what any other crazy person would do, and posted on Craigslist’s missed connections page.

From Craigslist:

You were tailgating in the grass lot during the bills game. You had the most perfect ass in those light grey tight sweatpants I couldn’t help but stare and pleasure myself while you played beer pong. I haven’t been laid in a couple years and I couldn’t help myself. I went into my truck, turned it around so my front window faced you, and started masturbating. You had an ass like a nectarine and knockers the size of grapefruits. You were with a group of girls that drove a white jeep patriot. If you think this is you, Id like to maybe have your hands around my knob for next home game. And if it’s not you, I’ll probably still take a hand job.

Awesome. Just awesome.

[via Craigslist]

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