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This is America. Leave that “Can’t we all get along?” crap to Chris Brown’s therapist. If spending hours watching Pardon The Interruption has taught me anything (it hasn’t), it’s that there’s ONE correct answer to every single question in life, and anyone who disagrees with you is an antipatriotic weasel.

With all due respect to my guy StuffFratPeopleLike, he couldn’t pick out a quality butt from an ashtray. What kind of monster hates high-waisted mom shorts? People with a serious Oedipus Complex, that’s who. You really gonna talk about my granny’s badunkadunk, SFPL? You’re a monster.

Not much to discuss here, people.

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    Sperrys in the Rain

    “If fossil fuels had half the sustainability of mom butt, we’d have been energy independent decades ago.” Probably one of the most beautifully crafted sentences I have ever read.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 1 year ago
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    Sterling Cooper

    Seriously? Miley Cyrus? Pasty white girl with a bony ass that barely moves and sticks her tongue out like a downs syndrome Michael Jordan when she shakes it? We can do better.

    Other than that, I’ve never agreed with a column more in my entire life.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 1 year ago

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