Cal Football Player Kicks Dog At SAE Party Before Breaking Fraternity Brother’s Jaw

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For those of you unaware of basic social protocol, you don’t mess with a man’s dog. “Man’s best friend” isn’t just a cliché title, it’s a fact of life. Most of the time, anyway. Hell, I like my dog more than I like most of you turds.

During a recent fundraiser at UC Berkley’s Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter house, Cal football player Damariay Drew found himself in a bit of a pickle after kicking an SAE’s dog. After Drew kicked the dog, the fraternity brother responded as any man not named Michael Vick would and got pissed the fuck off. In the exchange that followed, Drew warned that he was going to harm the SAE brother with the always so eloquent phrase, “I’m going to fuck you up.” Drew is a man of his word and proceeded to punch the brother in the face three times, shattering his jaw. The injuries were so extensive, the victim will most likely need reconstructive surgery.

While what led up to the scuffle is unclear, Drew claims the 20-pound Jack Russell terrier mix bit him before he annihilated the dude’s face.

Drew’s attorney is almost equally as eloquent. In a statement he gave the usual “he’s a good guy” line. From The Daily Californian:

”(Drew) is a good kid, working hard to get where he is. A guy doesn’t just walk into a frat house, kick a dog and punch somebody out. You can imagine there was some provocation involved.”

Drew was arrested last Thursday and was released after posted $100,000 bail on Saturday. He has also been suspended from the Cal football team indefinitely.

Unless he’s mauling you, don’t kick a man’s dog, bro.

Kicking dogs. NF.

[via The Daily Californian]

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