Your Christmas decorations are cute. The blow-up Santa, some wire reindeer fucking each other, and a sizable penis constructed from strands of lights are classic and timeless, but they’re not worthy of breathing the car exhaust near this fantastic display of artistry in San Pedro, Calif.
The Harbor House of Dank may be able to claim the most interesting Christmas display in the nation. It features holiday favorites, such as Santa Claus and a snowman. That’s just the base layer, though.
Santa is smoking pot while holding a bong. The snowman is holding a prescription pill bottle. They’re joined by a marijuana nug wearing a Santa hat and a joint smoking a joint, which is also wearing a Santa hat. Both are blazed out of their fucking minds and it is glorious. Just an absolute masterpiece worthy of an exhibit in the Louvre.
As we should have expected, the irritable, spiritless souls of the neighborhood needed a new cause to bitch about, and the business found itself in their crosshairs.
From NBC Los Angeles:
Hundreds of people expressed their anger about the décor on the “Coastal San Pedro Neighborhood Watch” page, a closed Facebook group which had 2,784 members as of Tuesday afternoon.
On Facebook, one man posted “have some damn sense, kids walk by that place all the time.” A woman posted “just couldn’t understand why?”
“What do you tell your kids about that?” asked Tony Apodaca, who posted the picture of the store front on Monday. By Tuesday afternoon, his post had more than 190 comments.
“I was shocked when I drove by in the morning knowing there’s a junior high school a block away,” said Apodaca.
The store gave in and removed the blazed Santa and his friends, but the Harbor House of Dank’s troubles have only just begun. As it turns out, the store is operating illegally and it hasn’t obtained any of the necessary permits to operate as a medical marijuana dispensary. Now it is under investigation. Fuck it. 420..
[via NBC Los Angeles]