There are a few similarities between porn and tennis if you think about it. Revealing upskirt shots. Exotic, Eastern European-sounding names. Everyone watches it in silence until the end of the round. Sometimes I like watching tennis cuz if you close your eyes it sounds like two girls fuckin. Both porn stars and tennis stars shriek like cats being sucked through a vacuum hose. In honor of Wimbledon, I’ve compiled some of the loudest, most guttural tennis grunts and porn orgasms on the internet. Can you tell the difference? It’s time to play PORN OR TENNIS. Answer key at the bottom.
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1: Tennis Star Victoria Azarenka
2: Amateur Wife Emma
3: Tennis Star Serena Williams
4: Pornstar Asa Akira
5: Tennis Star Sandra Zahlavova
6: Tennis Star Maria Sharapova
7: Pornstar Gianna Michaels
8: Pornstar Jayden James
There you have it, folks. Thanks for playing. If you got over half the answers correct, then congratulations! You are awarded 15 shame points..