Jesus living in a desert area, and still turning what little water was available into wine. TFM.

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    Lil B

    JESUS IS NOT REAL I AM TELLING YOU I TALKED TO “THE BASEDGOD” AND HE SAID ONLY HE IS GOD YUP – Lil B

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    itsDallin

    This post is so lucky. It was the only new one posted on Christmas Eve and it’ll just keep sitting and festering in all its “nice moves” until the intern wakes up from his hangover and posts some new submissions.

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    DrunkTillDeath

    This is all you slap dicks have to offer us today? I hope Santa pisses on your carpet and shits in your stocking because you just ruined all of our Christmas’. Choke on a piece of #bacon tomorrow and don’t spit it out #Roger_dorn

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      TheCommodore

      JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS CCCCCCHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!

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