Carly Rae Jepsen Has a New Single Out… Yes We’re Counting That as News

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Nice Move

It’s no “Call Me Maybe” but Crae-Jay just sang her way into my heart again. Say whatever you want about me, I DON’T CARE! I’ll just listen to this song and go to a happy place. Could do without the Owl City shit though…

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Bacon

Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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    MightBePike

    Owl city doesn’t seem like he has the mental capacity to do any kind of partying. His keyboard skills are notable and his voice has a timbre reminiscent of a well lubed wiener entering a bee hive but let’s just let him sit at his keyboard with his jar of fireflies and full diaper. He doesn’t need to sing. All that just to say, it’s a good sound but given the theme of his other song, he seems out of place.

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    Tallapoosa Snu

    Bacon, you say Cray-Jay one more fucking time, and I will get in my car and drive to your office, walk in, casually introduce myself, and kick you in the ballsack.

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    JamesWestfall

    She sounds like she has peanut butter stuck to the roof of her mouth. And who is she have a “good time” with at the end… A bunch of 9 year old sandusky victims? Fuck you Bacon. #teamsasha

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