Here at TFM, we’ve been thinking about ways to pay tribute to Harambe (blessed be His name) for some time now. But how do we give back to a gorilla who has given us so much?
I finally found the answer. It came to me during a recurring dream I have where I fall into Harambe’s pen and he raises me as his own.
“What do I do?” I asked Harambe as he cradled me in his powerful arms.
Harambe leaned in close, wiped the tears from my face, and whispered…
“Sell fucking t-shirts.”
So that’s what we’re doing. Selling the living fuck out of some graphic tees.
We’ve got two new designs that will continue the cherished legacy of the late, great Harambe.
Keep Harambe close to your heart with the Rowdy Harambe tee.
And support America’s fastest-growing presidential candidate with the Harambe 2016 tee (homie just polled at 5 percent against Trump and Hillary).
I also wanted to make crotchless pants that say “Dicks out for Harambe,” but I work for a bunch of prudes, so these two shirts will have to do (for now at least).
Guardian. Primate. Presidential candidate. Martyr. Harambe wore a lot of hats in his life, and now you can wear Harambe for the rest of yours. Hit up our Tilt and help us celebrate one of the greatest lives never fully lived..
Also, join the fight to make Cincinnati change the name of their NFL team from the Bengals to the Harambes by buying this shirt: