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Casino Friday Is Where I Go To Boost My Self Esteem And My Bank Account

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I am a shallow, shallow man. I like D-caliber chest cannons on my smokes, vehicles that are either unnecessarily giant or dangerously fast, and money. Just stacks and stacks of cheddar or lettuce or whatever the hell the rapper I’m (purposely) obnoxiously blasting out of my lumbering, environmentally abusive vehicle decides to nickname cash this week. I already have the truck (thanks dad), and a roster of slams stacked with back problems waiting to happen. But there’s never enough money. Enter MyBookie.ag, where I go as soon as Professor Tweed McBleedingheart opens his stupid bearded mouth in Friday lecture to stack up a week of that turd’s pay in the time it takes to not listen to his lesson.

It’s #CasinoFriday, get on this cash train or cry yourself to sleep, you beta males.

Starting today at 1:30 CDT, we’ll be broadcasting live from Content Alley at Grandex Headquarters as we take over the blackjack tables and hide behind a mountain of chips. You can follow our table action live on all our social media channels (Snapchat, IG stories) or join us at the tables and get rich with us. MyBookie.ag is offering you a 60% casino bonus up to $3,000 valid in the virtual casino using the code Ace60 and a 60% sportsbook bonus up to $3,000 valid on the sportsbook using the code Sports60.

Join us at the tables right here.

Casino bonus is only eligible for use in the virtual casino please refer to the MYBookie rules and regulations for full bonus details. You can see rules and regulations by clicking HERE.

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