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An Open Letter To My Penis

Hey man, how’s it hangin’? High and tight, as usual, I see. Look, I’ve known you my whole life. I’ve watched you grow from a tiny speck of flesh into the full-grown, slightly larger man you’ve become. We’ve been through…Read More »

Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature.

Timeline Of My 4/20 Experience

10:00 a.m. — I wake up and walk downstairs. My nostrils are immediately flooded with the smell of skunk wafting from the living room. A handful of my brothers are passing freshly rolled blunts. Weed meter: 1 gram 10:30 a.m.…Read More »

Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move. 1. Using your beer bottle as…Read More »