Hey man, how’s it hangin’? High and tight, as usual, I see. Look, I’ve known you my whole life. I’ve watched you grow from a tiny speck of flesh into the full-grown, slightly larger man you’ve become. We’ve been through…Read More »
UFC 187 is around the corner, and your pitiful ass has no tickets. Instead of rummaging around for change to buy a nosebleed seat behind a pole, play some fantasy MMA this weekend in the Dana White VIP Experience contest…Read More »
Sometimes you got to go back to actually move forward. I don’t mean going back to reminisce on the glory days or chase ex-girlfriends; I mean going back to see the house you came from. Where you’ve been, how you…Read More »
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature.
Bud Light Gave Me A Front Row Seat To USA v. Mexico And I Enjoyed A Day Of Beer And American Victory
It’s annoying to be outnumbered on your home turf, but it’s better than being outscored. It was clear from the moment we got into San Antonio last Wednesday for the U.S.-Mexico friendly — which I insisted on billing as “REVENGE…Read More »
Jared is joined by comic Sara Armour to read your emails and answer questions about being cockblocked by an entire sorority, choosing between Arizona State and Yale, how to talk to your girlfriend about vagina maintenance, and post-BJ cuddling. Listen…Read More »