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TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week. 1. High School Hero Drops “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In Front Of Entire School Suspended five days. Worth it. 2. The Return of Dick Perry The son of a bitch…Read More »

Big Boobs Are Overrated

Yeah, I said it. Big boobs, in and of themselves, are nothing spectacular. Don’t get me wrong, a nice pair of sweater puppies can be a turn on, but only as a supplement to an overall complete package. Fit is…Read More »

Creepy Dudes Equal Less Boobs

By now, you’ve likely read at least one of @jtrain56‘s columns on our site. Jared Freid is a NYC based comedian, Penn State fraternity member, and now, host of the weekly TFM Podcast. This week, Jared is joined by comedian…Read More »

TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week. 1. When Did Girls Start Wearing These Hybrid Thong Bikini Bottoms? It’s just a lot of cheek. Aggressive cheek. 2. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 8 Crazy things can happen when you…Read More »