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FAIL FRIDAY: Turn Down For Butt

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. My testicles are so large they hang out of my Chubbies and knock against my thighs like baseballs. TFM. That’s…Read More »

Learn How To Set Up A Pussy Net

By now, you’ve likely read at least one of @jtrain56‘s columns on our site. Jared Freid is a NYC based comedian, Penn State fraternity member, and now, co-host of the weekly TFM Podcast. This week, Jared sits down with comedian…Read More »