When the staff members at your go-to dry cleaners are no longer able to look you in the eye. TFM.
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Roy Williams casually flashing his championship rings on SportsCenter when asked about the UNC academic scandal. TFM.
Explaining to the pledges with a straight face, “This hurts you all a lot more than it hurts me.” TFM.
Shotgunning beers in front of well-regarded monuments in foreign countries. TFM.
Giving a pledge two options that each result in him getting hazed. TFM.
Having to reintroduce the concept of food to your body after a long weekend of drinking. TFM.
Zach Mettenberger not taking his job as a starting NFL quarterback as seriously as he probably should. TFM.
Having a body like Goose and the confidence of Maverick. TFM.
Asking the cop to pass the auxiliary cord to the back seat. TFM.
Believing your fraternity house is a place of campus asylum from the cops. TFM.
Your intramural injury getting you prescribed a 6-pack a day by your pre-med brother. TFM.
“It gets me from point A to point B,” when asked about your fifty thousand dollar car. TFM.
Explaining that, despite your rapidly decaying physique, you still have “functional strength.” TFM.
Billy Madison doing the bare minimum to inherit the family fortune. TFM.
Telling the cop you love his costume. TFM.
Instinctively lighting up a cigarette before telling chilling stories about your pledgeship. TFM.
Your boat shoes spending their entire existence in a landlocked state. TFM.
The instinctive “this fuckin’ guy!” when you don’t know someone’s name. TFM.
Assuming your neighbors also want to hear your music. TFM.
Claiming to have participated in a charitable 5K after having Dad write a check in your name. TFM.