Being either pre-law or pre-med, depending on the situation. TFM.
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Telling both twins they’re the prettier one. TFM.
Ryan Lochte blaming youth for his shenanigans despite being 32 years old. TFM.
Ryan Lochte getting drunk and causing an international incident. TFM.
Team USA dominating the medal count despite accusations stating “they’ve been treating the Olympics like a big spring break party.” TFM.
NBC’s “no Americans, no coverage” policy for the Olympics. TFM.
Having to keep putting off the date for the “new pool” you promised the pledges during rush. TFM.
Tim Tebow being confident he can play a sport professionally that he hasn’t played since high school. TFM.
Getting a gold Rolex for graduating from Ole Miss in five years. TFM.
“You guys were a lot nicer during rush.” TFM.
“My lawyer’s name is Joshua Goldstein-Weinberger. Come at me, bro.” TFM.
The U.S. military never having home field advantage but still taking home Ws. TFM.
The entire premise of the song “Stacy’s Mom.” TFM.
Saying you’ll “bite the bullet” in a situation that only benefits you. TFM.
Having more cigars than pars at the fraternity outing. TFM.
Asking the pledge’s hot mom to show some ID at the door. TFM.
Not being the first in your family to graduate college. TFM.
Starting a fight in a Christian Laettner jersey. TFM.
Middle of the dance floor hookups. TFM.
Giving your teammate the alley-oop finger point even though you can’t come close to dunking. TFM.