Siri not knowing what pledge you mean either. TFM.
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Giving the local media the Marshawn Lynch treatment when confronted about recent scandals on campus. TFM.
Your diet consisting of only alcohol and pledges’ meal swipes. TFM.
Telling your parents how your “eyes were really opened to Mexican culture” while on spring break in Cancun. TFM.
Dale and Brennan wrecking their dad’s boat then demanding a check for $10,000. TFM.
Yelling “Call my lawyer!” when getting kicked out of the bar. TFM.
Basing your athleticism on your yard game abilities. TFM.
“Show me that in the student handbook!” to campus police after violating an obvious school policy. TFM.
Flipping a table because “no one else was going to.” TFM.
Boasting that your acceptance into your university wasn’t because of grades. TFM.
Asking your TA if she’s ever been on a jet ski. TFM.
Starting a round of applause after your own group presentation. TFM.
Your arresting officer casually reminding you that his taser reaches 30 feet. TFM.
Bragging about your DJ skills because you know the appropriate time to mute “Sweet Caroline.” TFM.
Thomas Jefferson getting into politics to lower taxes and make whiskey cheaper. TFM.
People using “but he’s fun to drink with” to negate a multitude of your personal flaws. TFM.
“Just get him drunk” being an accepted solution to many problems in the house. TFM.
Starting the slow clap to something that should definitely not be applauded. TFM.
Treating college like a four-year vacation before the real world starts. TFM.
Andy Reid showing up to the NFL coaches conference in a Hawaiian shirt. TFM.