Assuming rules you don’t like won’t last long. TFM.
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Not having to lie to get her into bed, but having to lie to get her out. TFM.
“Well, someone has to do it,” when clearly no one should be doing it. TFM.
Treating every party as if it’s your last before going on probation, because it probably is. TFM.
The urgency of needing a new fake ID trumping the urgency of needing textbooks. TFM.
Peter Gibbons convincing Samir to do something highly illegal simply by saying, “This is America.” TFM.
Auburn’s ball boy running a 4.4 in khakis and a polo. TFM.
Lloyd instinctively blaming Harry for throwing the salt shaker. TFM.
Celebrating Labor Day by carrying on the tradition of doing none. TFM.
Giving your family a strict 24 hours notice rule before visiting the house. TFM.
An Ivy League attitude at a state school. TFM.
Telling Taxi Cab Pledge to “keep the meter running” when you have no intentions of seeing him again for hours, or paying him. TFM.
Rarely winning the game, never losing the tailgate. TFM.
Handing in a term paper titled “The Power of Pledges” in your renewable energy class. TFM.
Considering yourself an expert in a class because you’ve taken it three times. TFM.
Dubya encouraging Americans to play golf this Labor Day weekend. TFM.
Trusting your brothers with your life, but not with your sister or your alcohol. TFM.
Not telling the whole story. TFM.
Taking 12 hours for the 9th semester in a row. TFM.
Noticing the absence of the hottest girl in class, then realizing you’re actually in the wrong class. TFM.