Gronk intentionally missing a free throw to keep his high school basketball team at 69 points. TFM.
My family wasn’t affected by the recession of 2008. TFM.
Telling a group of guys the party is at capacity while letting in their female friends. TFM.
Graduating high school with honors and college in six years. TFM.
Trying to find your pledge brother before the cops do. TFM.
“He needs to slow down.” TFM.
The team on the bicycles in The Sandlot. TFM.
Being significantly tanner after winter break. TFM.
Home field advantage not mattering to the US military. TFM.
Joe Biden breaking out the finger pistol during the President’s Farewell Address. TFM.
Dad sending the family Christmas card to his Jewish accountant. TFM.
Making it clear to a girl who’s clearly out of your league that you’re actually out of hers. TFM.
Over-the-top, Pablo Escobar in Narcos inspired pant adjustments every time you stand up. TFM.
Stats padded. Game lost. TFM.
Dad telling his fraternity stories when Mom is out of ear shot. TFM.
Having to say “Coca-Cola.” TFM.
Having your girlfriend in your Tinder profile picture. TFM.
Tying her up with laces of your old boat shoes. TFM.
Tying her up with Comfort Colors tees. TFM.
Country club bar, dive bar attitude. TFM.