Insisting to the team you just lost to that they caught you “on a bad day” following another blowout loss. TFM.
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It being the pledges’ fault since 1855. TFM.
Ignoring her Facebook friend request, yet adding her on Snapchat. TFM.
Making the pledges pull the homecoming float World’s Strongest Man style. TFM.
Buying Dad his birthday present from the country club pro shop, on his account. TFM.
“I know a handful of eager pledges who would love to help out with that.” TFM.
Being squarely in the gray area between what constitutes a douche bag or an asshole. TFM.
Kansas City Royals’ first base coach Rusty Kuntz. TFM.
Lloyd’s unwavering confidence despite being given a one in a million chance with Mary Swanson. TFM.
One of your ancestors being portrayed in your history book as an awful, rich person. TFM.
Expensive coolers full of cheap beer. TFM.
The roar of approval as you start making out with a rebound girl on the dance floor after a long relationship. TFM.
Telling the pledges, “You got yourselves into this mess, you need to get yourselves out,” after being 100% responsible for the situation they’re in. TFM.
Claiming your excessive intoxication at a philanthropy event was “in the spirit of the games.” TFM.
Not being in good enough shape to play in the competitive league, and being too “competitive” to play in the recreational league. TFM.
Replying “unsubscribe” to her clingy texts. TFM.
Getting “wake up in a golf cart” drunk. TFM.
The roar of approval when a brother announces he’s newly single. TFM.
Making the pledges take you off on a stretcher after twisting your ankle in IM flag football. TFM.
Hosting an annual 1k run for childhood obesity. TFM.