Lance Stephenson saying he doesn’t think anyone in the league can guard him despite only averaging 4.6 points per game. TFM.
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The thousand yard stare developed by exec members after a long semester. TFM.
“I don’t have a GPA problem. Standards has a problem with my GPA.” TFM.
Twisting the theme to justify wearing a Hawaiian. TFM.
Having an ESPN-esque signing day announcement to make your decision to go to a large state school, but not to play a sport. TFM.
Crossing some lines. TFM.
Raising money for the poor while wearing a Rolex. TFM.
Being the youngest attendee at a Jimmy Buffett concert. TFM.
Clever use of nicknames to cover for you never bothering to learn their actual names. TFM.
Coming up with incredibly offensive nicknames for each opponent in a rec league pickup game. TFM.
Legitimately believing you did nothing wrong. TFM.
Promising her courtside seats to your next IM game. TFM.
The front porch head nod-beer raise to campus bike cops passing by. TFM.
“But you’ve gotta love him” being at the end of all stories regarding your deplorable behavior. TFM.
Attempting to justify reprehensible actions on the basis that you were holding an American flag while doing them. TFM.
Expecting Peyton Manning-type respect despite having a Johnny Manziel attitude. TFM.
Sitting on the leg press in between your arms sets so people think you do legs. TFM.
Dressing like you go to Harvard, drinking like you go to Umass. TFM.
Dramatic fadeaways on uncontested jump shots. TFM.
Applying the Jimmer Fredette shoot-until-they-tell-you-to-stop mindset to your intramural games. TFM.