Her contact name in your phone simply being a description of her most prominent physical feature. TFM.
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Necessary unnecessary roughness in intramurals. TFM.
RG3 blaming the intern. TFM.
Not always approving of your brothers’ actions, but often partaking alongside them. TFM.
Handling breakups a little too well. TFM.
Letting the bartender know “that bottle’s in trouble” after ordering your first drink. TFM.
“I guess I’ll take one for the team here,” after agreeing to address a problem caused solely by you. TFM.
Encouraging pledges to take responsibility for your actions. TFM.
The inherent desire to spray beer off the highest surface at a party. TFM.
John Daly nearly dying from a collapsed lung and still making his tee time the next day. TFM.
Shooter telling the crowd to suck it after making a putt for par. TFM.
Suggesting major swing corrections to your opponent off the first tee. TFM.
Never crossing the three-point line…on either side of the court. TFM.
The Little League World Series rigging the bracket so an American team has to be in the final. TFM.
Beanie knowing a great sand guy who can get it at cost. TFM.
Staring down the opposing team’s bench after making a dramatic, uncontested layup. TFM.
Loudly crumpling up the attendance sheet being passed around into a ball and draining it in a nearby trashcan. TFM.
Your golf scores rising at the same rate as your BAC. TFM.
Being the university’s “bigger fish to fry.” TFM.
Plan: shoot threes like Steph Curry. Reality: get ejected like Ron Artest. TFM.