Middle of the dance floor hookups. TFM.
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Giving your teammate the alley-oop finger point even though you can’t come close to dunking. TFM.
“The math checks out,” for something that is not at all numbers related, and something you’re not even certain of. TFM.
Your birth certificate showing you’re in your early 20s, but your taste in music and clothes indicating that you’re much older. TFM.
Wade Boggs drinking 70 beers then going 3-5 the next day. TFM.
Legitimately thinking every girl at the party wants to have sex with you. TFM.
Jesus’ first miracle being bringing more alcohol to the party. TFM.
Giving the repairman a “don’t ask” look. TFM.
Knowing how to fix a situation but wanting to see how it plays out. TFM.
Buying jerseys based on a player’s drinking and fighting abilities. TFM.
Tim Riggins going to San Antonio State University because it’s a “grab ass party school.” TFM.
Using Dad’s connections to get you both into and out of everything. TFM.
Hosting a viewing party for your own sex tape. TFM.
Having the same major as the girl you’re hitting on. TFM.
Losing the fight, but winning the lawsuit. TFM.
Not trying to salvage the relationship. TFM.
Asking for a blood test instead of a breathalyzer to buy yourself more time. TFM.
Inspecting your driver like it’s broken after a hard slice into the woods. TFM.
Your high school athletic achievements growing with each year removed from high school. TFM.
The Virginia state flag showing some casual nipple. TFM.