Your inseam rivaling hers. TFM.
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Russell Wilson making room for more rings. TFM.
“That doesn’t sound like me.” TFM.
Giving your professor your score card instead of a doctor’s note when you miss class. TFM.
Your chapter president telling a national news source, “I guess you could say we’re sorry.” TFM.
“Honestly, sir, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.” TFM.
Telling a bum you’re “just not that liquid right now” when he asks for change. TFM.
Telling a pledge’s parents that the door leading to the basement is “just a closet.” TFM.
Always being there for her, sexually speaking. TFM.
Russell Wilson getting divorced before his big contract extension. TFM.
Writing “mulligan?” at the bottom of your exam after completely bombing it. TFM.
Loudly announcing that you have a tee time to make as you exit class early. TFM.
Accusing her of only texting you when she’s drunk, even though it’s 10am on a Tuesday. TFM.
“Speak softly and carry a big paddle.” TFM.
Signing a golf ball before hitting it at your rival fraternity’s house. TFM.
Blasting “The Boys are Back in Town” after being away for a two-day roadie. TFM.
MLB home plate umpires wearing blazers in all weather conditions. TFM.
Celebrating a pledge’s birthday, without the pledge. TFM.
Not relating to country songs about the struggles of life, but singing every word to them anyway. TFM.
Signing unsolicited autographs for the pledges after an intramural game. TFM.