The celebratory heater after a remarkably mediocre workout session. TFM.
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The house tour starting and ending in your bedroom. TFM.
Congratulating the university president while he shakes your hand during your graduation. TFM.
Wearing the jerseys of NBA centers despite being below average height and wildly unathletic. TFM.
America’s currency being accepted in other countries but America not accepting anyone else’s currency. TFM.
“Nothing a beer won’t fix,” when a beer will make the situation much, much worse. TFM.
The United States realizing it made a huge mistake by banning alcohol and introducing a constitutional amendment to reinstate it. TFM.
Assuming the more expensive option is higher quality. TFM.
Taking full credit when you should actually be taking full responsibility. TFM.
Obnoxiously cheering for any hot girl walking across the stage. TFM.
Giving bare minimum effort and expecting maximum rewards. TFM.
Assuming you already got the job. TFM.
Unnecessarily pointing out the clitoris on your Anatomy lab exam. TFM.
Being outraged by the difficulty of finals after putting in minimal studying effort. TFM.
Mom turning a blind eye to how you were able to buy her wine for Mother’s Day despite being underage. TFM.
Whispering “Talk to me, Goose” as you drunkenly forget the name of the girl you brought up to your room. TFM.
The disheveled, defeated state of your chapter’s advisor. TFM.
D. Wade still working on his jumper during Canada’s national anthem. TFM.
Your GPA and handicap dropping concurrently as the semester progresses. TFM.
Having a shitty Uber rating. TFM.