Being a dick about it. TFM.
Country club bar, dive bar attitude. TFM.
Tying her up with Comfort Colors tees. TFM.
Not knowing which home your parents are at during any given time. TFM.
The only 8 a.m. you get up for is your tee time. TFM.
Buying jerseys based on a player’s drinking and fighting abilities. TFM.
Not being the first in your family to graduate college. TFM.
Getting a gold Rolex for graduating from Ole Miss in five years. TFM.
The U.S. military never having home field advantage but still taking home Ws. TFM.
Tim Riggins being a functioning alcoholic at 17 years old. TFM.
Asking for a blood test instead of a breathalyzer to buy yourself more time. TFM.
Having a shitty Uber rating. TFM.
Getting jealous when the cop says he has bigger fish to fry. TFM.
Having the same major as the girl you’re hitting on. TFM.
Pulling off a Vespa. TFM.
Having to watch the highlights of the game you attended. TFM.
Wade Boggs drinking 70 beers then going 3-5 the next day. TFM.
Using the death of a gorilla as an excuse to pull your dick out. TFM.
Your GPA and handicap dropping concurrently as the semester progresses. TFM.
Tim Tebow being confident he can play a sport professionally that he hasn’t played since high school. TFM.