The inability to make responsible decisions because people are chanting your name. TFM.
Using the death of a gorilla as an excuse to pull your dick out. TFM.
Donald Trump insinuating that he has a big dick during a nationally televised debate. TFM.
Team USA dominating the medal count despite accusations stating “they’ve been treating the Olympics like a big spring break party.” TFM.
Hiding your Trump gear before the cleaning people come. TFM.
Giving her a night you won’t remember. TFM.
The U.S. military never having home field advantage but still taking home Ws. TFM.
“This is why everybody hates us.” TFM.
Having to be asked to button your Hawaiian. TFM.
Having to watch the highlights of the game you attended. TFM.
Ryan Lochte getting drunk and causing an international incident. TFM.
Being the “let me do the talking” guy. TFM.
Being either pre-law or pre-med, depending on the situation. TFM.
“Nothing a beer won’t fix,” when a beer will make the situation much, much worse. TFM.
Drinking excessively to celebrate minor accomplishments. TFM.
Owning retro NBA jerseys just to day drink in. TFM.
Reagan’s political views, JFK’s extracurriculars. TFM.
Creating an unsafe space for the pledges. TFM.
Wearing a Hawaiian in your fake ID photo. TFM.
Tim Tebow being confident he can play a sport professionally that he hasn’t played since high school. TFM.