Using the death of a gorilla as an excuse to pull your dick out. TFM.
The inability to make responsible decisions because people are chanting your name. TFM.
Donald Trump insinuating that he has a big dick during a nationally televised debate. TFM.
Hiding your Trump gear before the cleaning people come. TFM.
Team USA dominating the medal count despite accusations stating “they’ve been treating the Olympics like a big spring break party.” TFM.
Giving her a night you won’t remember. TFM.
The U.S. military never having home field advantage but still taking home Ws. TFM.
“This is why everybody hates us.” TFM.
Having to be asked to button your Hawaiian. TFM.
Having to watch the highlights of the game you attended. TFM.
Ryan Lochte getting drunk and causing an international incident. TFM.
Legitimately believing you did nothing wrong. TFM.
Being the “let me do the talking” guy. TFM.
“Is this thing mandatory?” TFM.
“Nothing a beer won’t fix,” when a beer will make the situation much, much worse. TFM.
Drinking excessively to celebrate minor accomplishments. TFM.
Being either pre-law or pre-med, depending on the situation. TFM.
Owning retro NBA jerseys just to day drink in. TFM.
Lance Stephenson saying he doesn’t think anyone in the league can guard him despite only averaging 4.6 points per game. TFM.
Reagan’s political views, JFK’s extracurriculars. TFM.