“It’s hard to be accurate but it drives goalies crazy!”
“We made out, she grabbed my caulk.”
I was waiting for “and boom goes the dynamite!”
Poor dad is driving straight toward alcoholism.
Women are wrong: we aren’t always staring at their tits.
Why does Marshawn Lynch hate the media so much?
Beautiful, Chris. Absolutely beautiful.
So American it hurts.
If you break a rushing record against Kansas, does it really count?
Well, that escalated quickly.