“If a door says push, pull. It’s not directions, it’s a challenge.”
Yeah, that’s my dad in the fucking tank.
Look, it even has a trigger to stimulate the G-spot.
Hiding your smoking habits at home this break just got a little easier.
Having zero accomplishments to your name and still being treated like royalty because of who you know. TFM.
Does anyone else have the itch to go shoot some clay now, or just me?
I don’t know what it is, but I can’t stop watching.
Bubba crushes the internet like a drive off 18 at the Masters.
This looks better than half of the crap Hollywood is coming out with these days.