Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has a penchant for being the punching bag in every news story in which he’s ever been featured. Before he even arrived at Ole Miss, he had already been kicked off the Clemson football team which was followed several months later with Kelly fighting cops and threatening to shoot up a bar with an AK-47. It was only a month ago that former porn star Mia Khalifa publicly outed Kelly for sliding into her Twitter DMs
This weekend, Oxford, Mississippi’s favorite degenerate took his hothead talents back to Buffalo, New York, where he found himself in the middle of a high school football brawl.
About halfway through the second quarter of a high school football game between St. Joseph’s Collegiate and Bishop Timon, Kelly’s younger brother took a late hit along the sidelines sparking a scuffle, which is all the motivation Chad Kelly needed to rush the field and try to join in on the action.
If you’re unable to identify Ole Miss’ pride and joy, Kelly is the dipshit dressed as Justin Bieber dead center in the above photo.
Likely knowing the Hurricane Matthew-approved shitstorm that would surely overtake the field should anyone allow Chad Kelly to entangle himself in a high school football brawl, someone proactively ensured he was restrained before making it across the field to the site of the chaos. It was probably the best call of that entire game, if we’re being honest.
As is standard procedure for every asinine Chad Kelly incident, Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze tweeted a short, cover-your-ass statement on the incident.
At this point they’re just treating these statements like a page of Mad Libs.
“Chad made an ass of himself again? Fuck it, here’s the template. Fill in the blanks.”.
[via USA Today]
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