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Chandler Parsons To Instagram Model: “Show Me Your Tits”

When you’re a big name in the NBA and making $22 million a year, there’s no reason to slide into some Instagram model’s DMs. Odds are good that if she’s not messaging you first then she’s going to put you on blast should you try and initiate the conversation.

Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly found that out the hard way with Mia Khalifa. Luckily, Memphis Grizzlies big man Chandler Parsons found a solution to that — do it for everyone to see on Instagram Live.

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Boom, bitch. Drained that jumper! Parsons is averaging more than 14 points over his NBA career, which goes to prove that shooters shoot.

Parsons did not actually succeed this time though as Insta-model Felicia Sanders did not show tits. Now, had he taken 10 seconds to scroll through her “modeling” photos on Instagram he might’ve had his insatiable thirst quenched.

Perhaps Parsons was joking. Perhaps he was just asking to see if she’d do it. Or perhaps he’s putting on the full-court press to further prove he’s not a virgin. Thoughts, fellow NBA star Joel Embiid?

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…and there were no survivors. Low key, Embiid is a must follow on all social media avenues.

It’s been a tough year for Parsons with a knee injury limiting him to only six games this year, and now this. No one is getting out of 2016 alive.

Hopefully, Parsons will bounce back from this letdown.

Much love Dallas.

A photo posted by ChandlerParsons (@chandlerparsons) on

Yep. He’s going to be just fine.

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