Checking Tinder while she sleeps next to you. TFM.
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If she fell asleep, then your phone must be…
…the only thing you were swiping right.
In a few years you’ll look back at this comment and think “wow, I should’ve tried less.”
Holy fuck, that was terrible.
Look up Horatio Caine and you’ll understand, dumb shit.