Chick-fil-A dropped a bomb on the world this morning and didn’t expect us to notice.
This is an outrage. Egg whites for the spicy chicken biscuit? What’s next? Take away the whole frying process in general for tofu? This is blasphemy and I, for one, don’t think it’s in line with your mission statement. It states “To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us. To have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.” You know what’s a positive influence for me when I come in contact with Chick-fil-A in the morning? A goddamn spicy chicken biscuit with some honey. Now you’re taking that away from me.
Hear me out, Chick-fil-A. You’re already one of the best restaurants for those in search of healthy options. However, your fried chicken goodness is what keeps us coming back. What happened to the phrase “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”? Seems applicable here..
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