Chick Leaves Wall Street Job For Porn, Has The Most Incredible Twitter Bio Of All-Time

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Girl Leaves Her Wall Street Job To Enter Porn

The porn industry has a new employee, and she just so happens to be a former Wall Street worker. Veronica Vain, which is her porn name, traded in her desk job at Lazard Assets for getting dicked down by professionals. According to Wall Street Oasis, she was an intern who spent her time taking nude selfies inside the company’s bathrooms and then posting them for everyone to see. Real straight shooter. This led to her dismissal from the company.

What’s a lovely young lady to do after being let go from her Wall Street job? Find another firm next door? Fuck no, she’s in it for the money (shot) so she decided to pursue a career in porn. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at her Twitter bio:

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That’s one hell of a bio if you ask me. You know she cuts right to the chase. No bullshitting for her. We need more of these types of gals in porn. I wonder if she’ll diversify her portfolio. Maybe get into anal? One can only hope. And to answer your question, Veronica, yes, it is cool with me.

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[via Wall Street Oasis]

h/t BroBible

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