Chilean Porn Star Celebrates Team’s World Cup Win Over Australia With 12 Hours Of Sex

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To the average American, soccer fanaticism only strikes us once every four years. For the rest of the world, people go apeshit for soccer, all day every day. For the World Cup, these hardcore soccer fans go absolutely, criminally (often, literally criminally) insane. Chilean porn star Marlen Doll fits into this batshit crazy category. Also the hardcore category.

Doll made a promise that if Chile won its first match, she would have sex for eight hours. Out of Chilean patriotism, she upped the ante. Doll stated that if Chile beat Australia and scored three goals, she would get it on for 12 hours, though there was no word as to whether stoppage time would be added at the end to make up for natural breaks in the action. Doll must have inspired the Chilean players, because they beat Australia 3-1. Doll kept her promise and had sex for 12 hours. She also shared her contact information via social media, but unfortunately for all you perverts, that post was taken down and her Twitter account was suspended.

Twelve hours. Dios mío. This girl must be in incredible shape–she has soccer player endurance. There are some questions this raises, however. Who did she have sex with? Was it just one guy? How many positions did she use? Can she still walk? Whatever the answers are, this was a huge feat for her. Ma’am, you’re a huge inspiration to the pornography community, and clearly Team Chile, too.

Of course, the ultimate question is what happens if Chile wins the World Cup? Obviously I want the United States to win, but Chile is now my second favorite team, because a part of me wants to see what this insane soccer fan will do if her teams wins it all. (Spoiler: A lot of dudes.)

[via UPI]

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