Are you sitting in a library right now? Have you been there for a long time? Has your diet been a steady dosage of Adderall, caffeine, and nicotine? Have all your human interactions gone something like this?
Random Person: Is anyone sitting there?
You: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
Random Person: Jesus, sorry.
(*Starts to leave*)
You: WAIT! You have an addy?
Random Person: No, do you?
You: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Yeah, well, no one cares. Why? Because you ain’t got SHIT on the Chinese.
In case you missed it, those Chinese kids are studying for a college entrance exam, i.e. the Chinese SAT. I assume the Chinese SAT is basically a combination of the National Spelling Bee and “The Hunger Games,” except with more dead teenagers.
It wasn’t pictured but just out of frame there was a cadre of armed guards, led by the school’s frightening principal, who was laughing a menacing Chinese laugh and wearing an eye patch.
“You wirr rearn the coursework or YOU WIRR REARN PAIN!”
Here are some more terrifying pictures of Chinese kids plugged into IV’s, memorizing math equations like they’re the combination to a safe holding an antidote to a poison they just swallowed.