Chris Pratt was a total badass in Jurassic World. He trained Velociraptors like dogs, loosened up that super uptight but super hot redhead, rode a motorcycle through the jungle, and oh yeah, he fucking TRAINED VELOCIRAPTORS LIKE DOGS.
Luckily, he made a video to show the rest of us how to reach the pinnacle of acting badassery -- but not without getting drunk as hell off Fireball first.
“This is like performing brain surgery with the blunt end of a hammer … and uh … speaking of hammered, Allison, can I get another one of those shots of Fireball? Why don’t you just bring the bottle in here?”