It’s 2 o’clock in the morning, and you just hit her with the “u up?” text. She lets you know that she is with a winky face emoji. Classic. Now it’s on, so you quickly grab an Uber and head to her place, stopping for some Whataburger on the way. You can barely contain yourself, knowing full-well that you’re about to get your dick wet, so you enter her house completely nude and ready to go. Only problem is that she thought you were just coming over to lay in bed, talk, and cuddle — not smash privates. What’s a man to do in such a situation?
Well, thankfully, one Christian blogger has provided us with an answer. See, this guy knows that it is sin to deny your husband that ass, and since sin is bad, he’s come up with a foolproof method to shame your girl into giving you a one-way ticket to Pound Town.
From Raw Story:
“Focus your eyes on her body, not her face. Focus on the visual pleasure you receive from looking at her body and physical pleasure you receive from being inside your wife.
I know you love your wife…You want to connect with her physically AND emotionally during sex. But your wife is the one refusing to connect with you emotionally, so you have to concentrate 100% on the physical side.”
I know that some people will tell you to maybe work on her neck or her nipples a little bit longer to get her in the mood, but that’s not guaranteed to get you laid. This method will work 100% of the time.
Just stare at her tits and her ass. Don’t even acknowledge her face. When she tries to talk, all you gotta do is keep staring at them tig ol’ bitties, nod your head, and point to your dick. That, my friends, is a surefire way to get some intercourse after being denied the first time..
[via Raw Story]