Subconsciously avoiding walking on grass, even though hell week was two years ago. TFM.
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Having to be reminded that “this isn’t a fraternity house” while home on summer vacation. TFM.
Your bank flagging your credit card for suspicious activity when you try to buy textbooks. TFM.
Photos that make you a legend while simultaneously disqualifying you for any future political office. TFM.
Waking up most mornings vowing to “make some changes,” only to engage in the same behavior again a few hours later. TFM.