Counting a blowjob as first base. TFM.
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I’m going to assume that second is sex, and third is anal, which leaves the question: what the hell is a home run? Marriage? Bringing a horse/black male in for a DP? Having her cook a seven course dinner mid-coitus? Peeing in her butt? Deviant German sex acts?
I laughed ^
First is oral, second is sex, third is when she makes you a sandwich after, and you hit the homer if you can kick her the fuck out without her having to shack with you for the night. By you wondering about the bases I would assume you aren’t used to this kind of treatment and use the GDI rules. It’s okay though, people like you leave more for us. Welcome to SC.
ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?
“… I see that someone got to first base which is what I consider sex with a stranger.” Jack Donaghy
It’s only crossing the touch barrier if she sits on your face.
Second base is still boob-play though, right?
First base, at best, is an OTPHJ