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Cole Hamels to Skip Tonight’s Start Due to Diarrhea, Phillies’ Season in Shitter

Todd Zolecki is a Phillies beat writer for MLB.com, and he dropped this bomb via Twitter about an hour ago:

This tweet beautifully sums up the Phil’s season. They are 61 – 68 and sitting at 16.5 games back of the Washington Nationals for first place in their division. A team that once showed some promise watches their 2012 hopes go down the shitter. Is it too late to make a Hamels bobblehead to depict him white-knuckling it on the toilet seat?


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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