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College Bans Girl-On-Girl Jello Wrestling And The World Has Gone Soft

College Bans Girl-On-Girl Jello Wrestling And The World Has Gone Soft

If there’s one thing that gets my pants all gooey on the inside, it’s good old-fashioned jello wrestling.

Last week was the Wyverns Garden Party at Cambridge University, which is a booze-fueled celebration of classes finally being finished so those UK bastards can enjoy what sorry excuse they have for summer. Until recently, a big staple of the party was girl-on-girl jello wrestling.

The jello wrestling went on hiatus in 2013, but was supposed to return this year for the “blazers and bikinis” party, a theme that doesn’t really make sense, but one I’m not gonna complain about. Again, outside pressure, including pressure from the former Archbishop of Canterbury, shut it down.

An unnamed college source told the Daily Mail, “It’s bad – girls jelly-wrestling for the fun of the boys. It’s terrible.”

This “college source” reeks of geed.

Score another one for America where our summers are hot, our women are hotter, and our archbishops only get hot around young boys. Keep the jello flowing.

[via Daily Mail]

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