College Basketball Player Drops 138 Points

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Jack Taylor, a sophomore guard at Division III Grinnell, scored 138 points in an absolute shellacking of Faith Baptist Bible (kinda surprised, I had Faith Baptist taking this one). The final score was 179-104.

Intermittent shouts of “Pass the fucking ball, Jack,” “Oh hey, Jack, why don’t you throw up another goddamn three-pointer,” and “Jack, fuck you. I’m wide open” could be clearly heard in the stands from the rest of the Grinnell Patriots sharing the floor with the D-III Kobe Bryant.

Taylor was 52-of-108 from the floor and drained 27-of-71 3-pointers. He added seven free throws on 10 attempts in 36 minutes.

He has 185 points through Grinnell’s first three games.

71 three-pointers? You serious, Jackie? You realize everyone hates you, right? For every one of your 25th through your 71st three-pointer, everyone wanted to just push you down and kick your ribs in, your teammates especially. You missed 44 three-pointers, man. That’s not okay.

Guess what, guys. Ready for me to blow your minds? Jack Taylor is a white dude. He’s caucasionally limited and weighs about as much as Bacon would after a full Vitamin S cycle.

Regardless of how his teammates view him right now, Jack Taylor is getting laid tonight, guys.

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    AriGold9

    Why did their coach let them get embarrassed like that? Double or triple team the guy so he can’t even get the ball. You would still get killed, but it’s better than letting a guy drop 138 points on you.

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    PissesInButts

    And Dorn produces yet another article that displays his inferiority to the people he mocks in them. Your writing is worse than Jack’s percentage from the key. Oh and we all hate you

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