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Intern, taking pickup advice from you is like taking an anger management class with OJ Simpson.
Show us your tits and we’ll approach
slide into the dms
It go down
Say you’re in law or medical school. Even if you’re a freshman studying English or some shit
Show em your boner
Maybe hot elsewhere, but the term “hot” is definitely a stretch for these girls being in Santa Barbara. They’re Santa Barbara 5’s maybe 6’s at the most.
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool fuck this guy
Have confidence, flash assets, then wine and dine. Unless it’s intern squiggle tits, in that case crap in your hand and wipe it on her forehead while saying “Simba”. I hear she goes nuts over that shit