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College Kid Hires Fake White Trash Family To Create Christmas Card Prank For The Ages

Joshua Brassow, a student at Saginaw Valley State University (at least that’s the school that came up when I googled “SVSU”), made a Christmas card that’s about to blow the lids off of his unsuspecting family members. He’s the one in the below pictures sporting glasses and a perfectly executed thousand-yard stare. The others? They’re hired stand-ins.

His tweet explains it all, so I’ll let Josh take it away.


“So we got Joshua’s Christmas card in the mail.”

“Oh yeah? How’s Joshy doing?”

“Well, not good.”

An interesting note here: Josh tagged eight Twitter accounts when he tweeted this. Just eight. Those eight were the show Jackass, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Daniel Tosh, the show Ridiculousness, Rob Dyrdek, Jimmy Kimmel, and…wait for it…me. Not bad company for your boy, huh?

Also of note is that Josh follows only a handful of people on Twitter and I’m one of them, so I sent him a direct message 20 hours ago to ask if he had sent the card to his family members yet. I wanted to know their reactions, maybe get some text message screenshots, etc., but Josh won’t check his fucking messages so we’re in the dark for now. We need the payoff, man. Gotta have the payoff.

Check your DMs for me one time, Josh.

P.S. Patty “Bone-Crusher” Johnson looks like a fun time.

Image via Twitter/ @chineseducks

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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