College Spun Releases List Of The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes

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Tailgates at DeVry are not something to write home about. They pretty much consist of me putting on my DeVry jersey (we don’t have a football team, so I had to make one myself with a Hanes Beefy-T and a black Sharpie) getting on Chat Roulette, and masturbating while singing the DeVry fight song, “Hail To The Printers.” This is way different from my usual Saturday morning routine. I’m also masturbating on Chat Roulette, but I’m not wearing my makeshift jersey and am, instead, crying.

Anyway, here is College Spun’s list of “The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes.”

10. Washington
9. Michigan
8. Auburn
7. Texas
6. Clemson
5. LSU
4. Penn State
3. Texas A&M
2. Ole Miss
1. Wisconsin

There aren’t really any surprises on this list. All of these schools are perennial list inclusions, minus Washington. TFM writer The Boulevard is pretty pissed that his beloved SMU tailgate scene, with his namesake Boulevard, did not make the list. The rest of the office, on the other hand, is pretty pissed that he showed up for work today. Dude smells like a straight dumpster fire.

Do you agree with this list?

[via College Spun]

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