Our University Of Colorado Buffs Troll Jim Harbaugh And Michigan With Fake Depth Chart

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Ever since I proclaimed the University of Colorado Buffalos the “People’s Team of TFM,” they’ve been on an absolute tear stampeding the competition into submission on and off the field over the first two weeks of the season. I don’t want to take full credit for this unprecedented turnaround, but I will humbly acknowledge that I’ve been a major spark to this year’s success. And just as this wagon is starting to pickup speed, we’re rolling right on up to Ann Arbor this weekend to bring down new college football tyrant and nose prospector Jim Harbaugh.

The gamesmanship has already begun as our Buffs just released this troll job against Jim and his Michigan Wolverines who are one of the only big-time programs that refuse to release a weekly depth chart.

How do you get into the head of Harbaugh? You have to be completely nonsensical and an even bigger lunatic than him. I know that’s a tall — almost insurmountable — order, but this is a step in the right direction. Maybe that entails even suiting Danny DeVito up if he has some years of eligibility left. You can’t tell me you wouldn’t at least be glued to the edge of your seat seeing Frank from “It’s Always Sunny” dropping back into the pocket and slinging the rum soaked pigskin around like stacks of cash and magnum condoms for his magnum dong.

Punt the ball on 2nd down. Elect to kick during both halves. Run the wildcat on defense. Just make Jim try to outthink Jim and turn this simple game of checkers into a more complex game of backgammon. Harbaugh’s brain will short-circuit and we’ll have this win in the bag.

Sko Buffs.

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